Category: humor
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Metal Gear Boyfriend
Adelaide could hardly contain her excitement when her father announced that the Hollingsworth family would attend the Columbian Exposition World’s Fair at Chicago. She spent weeks making lists, reading every newspaper and pamphlet she could, planning which exhibitions she would visit and when. She especially wanted to see electricity and steam powered machines. “You should…
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Fresh Meat
Independence’s Annual Fourth of July Celebration is truly a meat market for a vampire such as myself. I rarely leave the house to hunt, especially now that I know how to use Doordash to easily lure people to my front door, but this year, I’m reentering society for a special treat–a human hunt. I am…